brazilian-buttcheeks:

lhom-ooc:

captainarlert:

pstumpandtheclappers:

HE JUST BLINKS

Why is this so funny

Zero fucks are given right here.

faefangirl lol

(Source: lovelife)

the3rdjp:

calmbeforetheoncomingstorm:

koschei-the-ginger:

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

what the fuck is a pop tart

im so sorry they dont have gushers in your country

THEY DON’T HAVE GUSHERS?!

I am so sorry

the3rdjp:

calmbeforetheoncomingstorm:

koschei-the-ginger:

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

what the fuck is a pop tart

im so sorry they dont have gushers in your country

THEY DON’T HAVE GUSHERS?!

I am so sorry

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

irimonster:

airpiratealynn:

r-h-macumblr:

Then finish it… ’Cause I’m with you till the end of the line.

i hate this i hate everything

this is it.
this is the winter soldier

irimonster:

airpiratealynn:

r-h-macumblr:

Then finish it… ’Cause I’m with you till the end of the line.

i hate this i hate everything

this is it.

this is the winter soldier

iamtonysexual:

cisphobicqueer:

mconalds:

why do white people do this to themselves

what the fucking fuck what the fuck why would anyone do this what the fuck this fucked me up why why why why why what the fuck

NO

iamtonysexual:

cisphobicqueer:

mconalds:

why do white people do this to themselves

what the fucking fuck what the fuck why would anyone do this what the fuck this fucked me up why why why why why what the fuck

NO

(Source: hugepoppa)

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that