this is me. c: come say hello!
ugh australia is home to like so many creepy birds
hunts u down on the back of a cassowary
I JUST GOOGLED THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
is it like an australian turkey??? can you eat it?? why does its beak open so wide??? ITS NECK SKIN IS SO GROSS???
theyre like 6ft tall you dont eat them you run from them in terror
WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA
half of me is like ‘lets get a billion tattoos and wear killer heels and sharp eyeliner and red lipstick and leather jackets and dye my hair super bright colors’
and the other half is ‘lets wear pastel dresses and cardigans and ballet flats and play ukulele and wear cute jewelry’
and i think that pretty much sums up my entire existence