gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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Anonymous asked
Just so you know, you do have a secret admirer. (๑・ω-)~♥” I hope knowing this makes your day a little better.

aw!! thank you!!! if this secret admirer no longer wants to be secret, im alll ears! it did perk me up a little! thank you! 

dangerouslycautious:

clarknokent:

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

One of the few times Angelica was decent

*i want a mom starts playing in the background* *i begin to sob uncontrollably*

dangerouslycautious:

clarknokent:

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

One of the few times Angelica was decent

*i want a mom starts playing in the background*
*i begin to sob uncontrollably*

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princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

(Source: witchlibrarian)

princesshoneycunt:

ed-pool:

"I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

"And for a moment, he was alive. And my fairy tale came true."

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

faeriedroid:

do u ever see a girl and are like “this is more than my gay little heart can handle”